Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Random Info: the NFL has a salary cap on its players, so most get the majority of their salary in a "sign up" bonus. Cincinnati Bengal's Carson Palmer is the '08 highest paid Q-Back with 13.5 mil a year. The big fat guys standing there playing meat shield max out at 5.1 mil.
A punter (guy who makes 1 kick every 1/2 hour) max's out at 5 mil a year (Chris Kluwe), while David Beckham (famous kicker??) gets paid 5.5 mil. (the highest of any MLS player).
Moral: play football, drink beer!




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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I Agree with your moral to the story, save one small problem...Its this thing called sex... the only problem with being Carson Palmer is that the only person that is going to be envious of your body is...
1-Arthur
2- A Semi-truck transporting large mooing cargo (a Mexican man trying to sneak his wife across the border.)
Where as even though David Beckham only gets a mere 5 mill he a least get some...
new moral of the story
Shave your legs... get laid