Thursday, August 28, 2008

This one's for you

Digging through old photos. Came across some of M.
Ten Monopoly dollars to whoever guesses the gun.
Miss you M
Check out the nostril shot



M's "need to go pee" face. (not to ever be confused with the "O" face)

Monday, August 18, 2008

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Pearls b4 swine



Sooo me... soo totally me

Die Hard 2

Urban Myth.
In Die Hard 2: Die Harder, Willis is talking to the airport authorities about the fight in the baggage terminals.
He says "He pulled a Glock 7 on me! You know what that is? It's a plastic gun made in Germany. It won't show on your airport X-ray machines, and it costs more than you make in a month!"

Aside from the fact that theres no such thing as a Glock 7. Theres no such thing as an undetectable gun. Knives: YES, guns: no.

Glock as a general rule uses more polymers than any other commercially manufactured firearm. But even in the back pages and obscure named weapon companies, an X-ray machine can see a handgun.
The only way S.A.S. and Mossad operatives pulled off "non-X-ray" guns was by making the parts look like something else. Think the golden gun from Bond.

Bullet casings are made of metal, recoil springs are made of metal and even though polymers are see through theres still enough metal used in ALL commercial handguns that an X-ray machine would go off like a Christmas tree.

Even if a handgun that uses caseless ammo were to be invented, AND it was loaded with a ceramic head, AND the powder charge was buried enough to not be sniffed out by the bomb sniffers, AND a gunsmith came up with a way replace the metal frame and spring polymer guns seem to need, and ... etc; you think the government would let that knowledge go public and risk it falling into the hands of the "EY-rabs"?

H&K soccom came in a standard .45acp 12 round clip, S&W made a revolver that held 3 20-gauge shotgun shells. Uncle Sam buys blueprints and shreds them.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Airline Gripe sheet


After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a "gripe sheet," which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken. Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as submitted by Qantas pilots.

(P = The problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = The solution and action taken by the engineers.)

P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF unavailable for civilian aircraft.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Calm like a bomb

Yes I spit fire
Hope lies in the smoldering rubble of empires
Yes back through the shanties and the cities remains
Same bodies buried hungry,
With different last names,
The vultures robbing everyone
Leave nothing but chains
Pick a point here at home
Yes the pictures the same
Theres a field full of slaves
Some corn and some debt
Theres a ditch full of bodies
The check for the rent
Theres a tap, the phone, the silence of stone
The numb black screen
That be feeling like home

And the riot be the rhyme of the unheard.

Harold Lee: After all the s**t we've been through, I don't... I don't know if we can trust our government anymore.
George W. Bush: Trust the government? Heck, I'm in the government and I don't even trust it. You don't have to believe in your government to be a good American.
Harold Lee: Why does everything has to be a huge argument with you, man?
Kumar Patel: Because this is America, dude, and as long as I have my freedom of speech no one's going to shut me up.

Hack the WHOLE planet??

The family eventually partakes in everything!

Don't know if yall heard the stunt that Jo Amaran*cough*thine (flips to page two) did on the glitch. Somehow he released that he had the new Metanoya album to which he was promptly debunked.

Someone jumped in on the fun and on claims a zero day release .nfo on the XD song (or so the spam I've gotten on it says).
This might all be hot air.

Either way, everyone loves the story of Robin Hood. Piracy is all about giving to the common man what the established empire wants to control. Luther and Tyndale were some of the greatest pirates to ever walk the earth.

You can have your feelings about the pirate, but without piracy our world as we know it would be a harsher version of Orwell's. Draconian laws pale to the might of the common man.

The world is my expense
The cost of my desire
Jesus blessed me with its future
And I protect it with fire
So raise your fists
And march around
Dont dare take what you need
Ill jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed

If you haven't gotten spammed yet, wait 5 minutes. Heres whats passing around (not including the acsi garbage)

M.P. Free

Musical Piracy Free
By: Muscial Piracy Movement
Proudly Presents:

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XD song: Xtreme
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Artist...............: David French
Album................: None
Genre................: Rock
Source...............: WS
Year.................: 2008
Ripper...............: EAC (Secure mode) / LAME 3.92 & Other
Codec................: FhG
Version..............: MPEG 1 Layer III
Quality..............: Insane, (avg. bitrate: 320kbps)
Channels.............: Stereo / 44100 hz
Tags.................: ID3 v1.0, ID3 v2.3
Information..........: Song from XD

Ripped by............: MPM on 5/26/2008
Posted by............: MPM on 8/13/2008

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Tracklisting
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1. Xtreme.mp3 (00:03:38) -

Playing Time.........: 00:03:38
Total Size...........: 8.34 MB




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Imagine getting 0-day release G.N.'s? This is not a stance against leadership. This is a stand for the common man.