I had an awesome birthday

I slept in.

I got a Skagen watch from my parents.
Maria got me an awesome mp3 player and the connection to listen to it from a non-used radio station in the car.
I got a T-shirt from Art and Priya saying "There's room here for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes" and a bumper sticker that said
"I'd tell you to go to Hell, but I work there already and I don't want to see you every day."

My employees bought me a card and the worlds greatest muffin.
I ate Ice-Cream till it came out of my ears.

MAPLE BACON Ice Cream!

Buy Maple Walnut Icecream
Buy 2 rashers of bacon.
Cook bacon till golden and very slightly crunchy (DO NOT burn)
Use a Slap-Chop on the Bacon
Mix Bacon and Icecream in a bowl.
Wipe the happy stain off the front of your pants.



Good times were had by all.
Thanks everyone who wished me a happy birthday.

... the rest of you are getting poo in the mail.