You can sit in a Hugh Grant movie sobing your eyes out, while spending 20 minutes to finish a small glass of mixed drinks, wearing a pink tutu, with Abba playing in the background... But, if you have a beard you will still feel manly enough to kill a boar with your bare hands and after impregnate a harem.
You will never feel alone in the world when you have a beard, for your beard is all the company you really need.
I now understand why Goths, Picts, Saxons, Huns, and every butt kicker wore a beard when he carried a sword. (Those ninny normans never did).
There are 2 classes in life: Bearded men and .... non-bearded men
If ever you feel that your life needs more manlyness: grow a beard!!
2 comments:
Wow, you even look respectable, you dashing sir!
you look like Alice...
how about you start impregnating the harem of Amistad...Charity and April could use another kid or two
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