Thursday, January 29, 2009

Finchador














People always do the same generic questions when they ask interviews. I went to the Hanna Montana interview and asked the same ones she did. No subtle sexual innuendos, no humor... straight out mall rat!!!
...and you thought inner city hoodlums would never get air space on my blog


Here's Sam Finch:


What’s the last book in the world you’d ever read? Big Fart! by Hugh Jass

In your dream fridge, what would fill the top shelf? Chinese food!!

Who has the best looking tongue in the world? Maria

How many hats do you own, and which one is your favorite? Two and Ma Pimp hat.

What’s your worst physical quality and how does it affect the way girls see you? My weak chin.

What super power would help you get to be the richest man? Wisdom to do anything.

What color umbrella would you like? Red.

How often do you eat breakfast? All the time



Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Fail inc



My all time favorite



















Gotta love the Japanese grasp of engrish


Clinton had the Suburban, Bush had the Lincoln, and of course Obama has a Caddy


The San Diego / Tijuana line


In the popes plane



Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Beards











You can sit in a Hugh Grant movie sobing your eyes out, while spending 20 minutes to finish a small glass of mixed drinks, wearing a pink tutu, with Abba playing in the background... But, if you have a beard you will still feel manly enough to kill a boar with your bare hands and after impregnate a harem.

You will never feel alone in the world when you have a beard, for your beard is all the company you really need.

I now understand why Goths, Picts, Saxons, Huns, and every butt kicker wore a beard when he carried a sword. (Those ninny normans never did).
There are 2 classes in life: Bearded men and .... non-bearded men

If ever you feel that your life needs more manlyness: grow a beard!!


My favorite historical moment

Quod Is pluo rex of Egypt ut sermo , quod orator : "Rex a rex rgis has imperium of totus venio , quod mos ut vestri mos non terminus hic.
"Is est non verus vobis pono vestri caput capitis , mereo vestri telum".

Quod Leonidas refero quod suffragium : "Molon Labe."
Quod est loquor : "Adveho quod adepto lemma".

- Historium Vitiate

Friday, January 09, 2009

Monday, January 05, 2009

More funny pics.

Wanted a tattoo???

Fail

Epic fail tattoos

Epic Fail Tattoo


Click on this one!


Mike Tyson in 2008








Animal kingdom bullies


RUAAAAAN





Thought of Mike





The states has Harleys. Japan has.... phew phew