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Stuff I bet you didn't know

*Richard Gere's middle name is Tiffany. (not gerbil)

*The bones from penises of badgers were used by Victorian gentlemen as tie clips. Every primate except man has a penis bone known as the baculum.

*In the Victorian era, people who could not afford chimney sweeps would drop a goose down the chimney or make it fly up through the chimney to clean it instead.

*Peter O'Toole once went to see a play, having forgotten that he was supposed to be in it.

*The country with the highest suicide rate is Lithuania. It has 52 suicides per 100,000, which is more than 13 times higher than the United States and 6½ times higher than Britain.

*The Earth has two moons. Cruithne, discovered in 1997, is a 3-mile (4.8 km) asteroid sometimes described as Earth's second moon. Cruithne orbits the Earth every 770 years. The name "Cruithne" has a Celtic derivation.

*Blue Whales have small throats and can swallow nothing larger than a grapefruit. Their diet consists of eating 3 tonnes of krill every day. Their penis is 16 feet (4.9 m) long and their testicles contain 7 gallons each, but they only weigh 22 lbs, which in equivalent terms, would make human's testicles weigh the same as a broad bean.

Lok'tar Ogar

Went to a comic convention.

I was out of place.

When 15 thousand people in Mexico all dress original and abstract- they all end up dressing the same. Manga and anime were the general theme, but in the crowd there was a tall bald white guy. His two handed sword was definitely NOT a katana, his hair style was not spikey and covering 1 eye.
He had people asking to take pics with him every 5 mins, and his own personal groupies.

They had a fight arena. Because we fought so well we drew a crowd, the crowd wanted to play (lined up double quick), so everytime the crowd died down we fought for free again.

Hint: fighting like they do in anime movies DOES NOT work in real life!


I'm such a geek.

Jesus is coming - quick everyone look busy.

Someone asked me what I'd do 5 mins b4 I died; I said "Be alive".

If you've seen the Mac/ PC ads you'll get this.

White obese suburban wigger (does it get sadder?)

Coolest ink ever

Finchador

People always do the same generic questions when they ask interviews. I went to the Hanna Montana interview and asked the same ones she did. No subtle sexual innuendos, no humor... straight out mall rat!!!
...and you thought inner city hoodlums would never get air space on my blog


Here's Sam Finch:


What’s the last book in the world you’d ever read? Big Fart! by Hugh Jass

In your dream fridge, what would fill the top shelf? Chinese food!!

Who has the best looking tongue in the world? Maria

How many hats do you own, and which one is your favorite? Two and Ma Pimp hat.

What’s your worst physical quality and how does it affect the way girls see you? My weak chin.

What super power would help you get to be the richest man? Wisdom to do anything.

What color umbrella would you like? Red.

How often do you eat breakfast? All the time

Fail inc

My all time favorite

Gotta love the Japanese grasp of engrish

Clinton had the Suburban, Bush had the Lincoln, and of course Obama has a Caddy

The San Diego / Tijuana line

In the popes plane